Crack Pipe

Now I have heard it all,

it is no secret that my adventure in a new store in my city is not going well, the people that are working for me don't see eye to eye with me, for one thing they are all alot shorter than me, and for two, they don't take kindly to people not from there neighborhood, I actually was told that I smell like Charleswood, I asked what that smell was, and they said flowers and grass and stuff.

so it was no surprise that today the boss asked me into his office and asked me to recall a night when I worked so that he could question me about an associate issue. On the night in question, did I walk to Tim Hortons, get a coffee, and behind the said coffee shop, smoke crack cocaine?
My first reaction was to laugh my ass off, I though this was a joke. But I held it together to strongly deny my drug use. And state the fact that I did not leave the store in the night in question.

anyway it looks like I will be moving out of that store soon, because my store manager and I are of the same school of thought it wont be long before someone else comes up with another store like "He touched me" and then I find my ass fired because it is my word against them.

Later Days,