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A burnt out late 20's something guy tries to get back to normality

Sunday, May 01, 2005


Dear Mr/Mrs Harold

It is my sad duty to inform you that your son has been reported missing in action. While on patrol at aprox 23:30 hours he encountered the enemy. In what was sure to be a magnificent struggle your son was lost. We did not recover a body and hope for the best. Your son was a pioneer in the feild of surveliance, he stood tall and proud no matter what the situation he faced. He was a model soldier and stellar representiative of his family.

We hope for the best and we have our top teams looking for him now, and we will let you know if his status from missing has been changed in any way.

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